Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, January 19th, 2017

Village of Honahlee Overrun by Lying, Dirty, Thieving Hippies!

The mayor of Honahlee called an emergency session of the town board after an influx of hippies disrupted the community. “We’re a small village not used to outsiders” said the mayor. But since that song came out about Puff the Magic Dragon, everyone thinks were some sort of goddamn Woodstock. I can’t take it any […]