Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, October 25th, 2016

Democrats Push Voting Rights for Zombies

House minority leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) announced today that when Hillary Clinton is sworn in on January 20th her first order of business will be working with the new President on an amnesty bill for zombies. “The undead must be brought into the mainstream” she told reporters. Since the zombie apocalypse started many have tried […]