Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, October 20th, 2016

Death Star to Convert to Wind Power!

The Galactic Empire announced today a major overhaul of the Death Star, replacing its power source with a series of wind farms that will be housed on the exterior of the Star. “This is a great day for the environment of the Empire” declared the Galactic Empire’s leader, Emperor Sheev Palpatine. We must all work together to save our […]