Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, October 19th, 2016

Charlie Brown Marries His Teacher!

Local resident Charlie Brown shocked the town today by announcing that he has married his teacher. “From the first moment she said “wa wa wa” to me I was in love” said the smitten ten-year old. It’s like we had our own private language. No one has ever understood me like her. She asked me […]