Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, October 21st, 2016

Madonna Promises Blow Jobs to Anyone Who Votes for Clinton; Trump Surges in Polls

Famous 1980s superstar Madonna has gone on record as promising oral sex to anyone who votes for Hillary Clinton on election day. “If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blow job” she told a packed crowd. Okay?  I’m really good. I take my time. I have a lot of eye contact and […]