Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Captain James T. Kirk Denied New Uniforms by Star Fleet!

In a cost-cutting measure, Star Fleet announced that James T. Kirk, Captain of the Starship Enterprise, will not receive any new uniforms to replace ones he damages while on duty. “He was going to bankrupt us” said the Quartermaster General. We are already taking a lot of heat from civilians about how much Star Fleet […]