Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, October 6th, 2016

Vulcan Votes to “Fed-Exit” and Leave the United Federation of Planets!

In a vote that was closely watched throughout the galaxy, the planet Vulcan today executed its long-threatened “Fed-Exit” and left the United Federation of Planets. The vote was close but logical with 52.5 percent voting to leave the Federation, 46 voting to remain and 1.5 percent voting to experience a “never-ending” pon farr until their testicles explode. […]