Proving Once Again That People are Idiots………

This man is a communist-sympathizing asshole

This man is a communist-sympathizing asshole

From the Proving Once Again That Our Republic is Doomed Department:  Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) and his poll ratings continue to rise. This despite his only known accomplishment being returning New York City to the unlivable shithole it was in the 1970s (minus the cheap rents).

A recent Marist college poll found that 50 percent of registered voters believe Wilhelm Jr. deserves a second term.

“I don’t know what to make of this” said a pollster involved in the survey.

I mean everyone knows that Wilhelm Jr. has done jack shit for the city. Everyone knows he is incompetent, thin-skinned and corrupt. How many investigations are currently undergoing against his administration? Yet New Yorkers still love this guy. I thought New Yorkers were supposed to be smart.

A possible reason for the favorable rating is New Yorkers grew tired of living in a safe, crime-free environment where they went out at night without fear.

“Who wants that” said one New Yorker and Wilhelm Jr. supporter.

No crime?  Living in safety and security? If I wanted that I’d move to the suburbs. That life is sterile. I want excitement. I like hearing gunshots late at night when I’m trying to sleep. I enjoy seeing homeless defecating in front of my apartment building. I like being accosted on the subway by panhandlers. I love it when I’m stopped at a red light and squeegee men break my windshield wipers if I don’t give them money. It all reminds me of the 1970s. That’s the New York I want to live in. I just wish the rents were as cheap as they were in the ’70s.

Another New Yorker spoke of how excited she was to be living in a city that was “gritty and authentic.”

I was walking down the street late at night and I was pulled into an alley and raped. As he pulled my dress up over my head and I felt his penis inside me I felt a feeling of excitement and satisfaction. This is the gritty and authentic life I read about! I would never have had the chance to experience this if I had stayed in Iowa. I just wish rents were as cheap as they were in the ’70s. That would have made my rape more enjoyable.

Still a third spoke of the thrill they get living vicariously through the violence inflicted on others.

Every day I read the police reports and look for muggings, murders or rapes and I see if it was in my neighborhood or anyone I knew. If it was I get a rush. Wow!  So close! Of course I’ll never be mugged, murdered or raped since I’m white and live on the upper west side in a high rise with a doorman. I just wish rents were as cheap as they were in the ’70s. That’s all.

Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) addressed the survey results.

I’m  popular with New Yorkers because I give them what the want: A socialist workers paradise coupled with nostalgia for the graffiti-ridden, bankrupt New York of the 1970s. I mean come on!  Are we really going to let Chicago, the second city, surpass us in murder rates? I don’t think so. I just wish rents were as cheap as they were in the 1970s. But I’m only the mayor. Not much I can do about that.

Wilhelm Jr. has already announced the campaign slogan he will use during his re-election campaign.

“He made New York City not so great again!”



2 Responses

  1. LSP says:

    I remember the old New York and it was a ***t hole.

    Good work, commie de Blasio, if that’s your real name, which it isn’t.

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