Browsing the blog archives for September, 2012

The City Council Minutes of the Martydom of a Lover of Large, Sugary Soft Drinks

  Yesterday, September 13th 2012 freedom was destroyed in New York City.  The New York City Board of Fascism Health voted 8-0 to ban the sale of big sodas and other sugary drinks at restaurants, concession stands and other eateries. As soon as the shameful vote was promulgated, police fanned out across the city to […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Rioting Muslim Template™

  With the riots in Libya and Egypt I have decided, for the benefit of my readers who may be unaware of the root causes of such riots, to publish the Rioting Muslim Template™.  As always, if you are caught or killed in a Muslim riot the President of the United States will disavow any […]

State Police on Lookout for Serial Groper

Police along the I-95 corridor are on the lookout for a serial groper who attacks women in truck stops.  The groper, who calls himself “El Vice Presidente” targets biker women and without their consent engages in physical contact. “It was gross” said one victim of El Vice Presidente.  “I was just hanging out having a […]

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9/11: Where Are They Now

  On this the 11th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon we at the worldwide headquarters of the unstoppable journalistic juggernaut known as Manhattan Infidel have decided to compile the careers of the major players of that days events. Note:  Because all of the planners of 9/11, with the […]

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You Belong to Us (the U.S. Government)

   Note:  The following email has been sent to all citizens and undocumented illegals residing in the United States. Greetings to all beneficiaries of rights granted by the United States Government!  As the campaign season begins let us all step back a moment to embrace the many benefits of belonging to the United States Government. […]

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On Last Night of Convention Obama Ascends

  For as much as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a narration of the things that have been accomplished by Barack Obama among us according as they have delivered them unto us, who from the beginning were eyewitnesses, it seemed good to me also, the Manhattan Infidel, to write that […]

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Ferocious Cherokee Warrior Addresses DNC

  The Democratic National Committee was privileged to have a traditional Cherokee warrior, Elizabeth Warren, give a rousing speech to the 2012 convention. Wearing a traditional Cherokee red jacket, black blouse and traditional Cherokee I.D. badges around her neck, Warren began her speech with a traditional Cherokee greeting: Thank you! She then introduced herself to […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Joe Biden

Here in a garbage-strewn alley at the worldwide headquarters of the journalistic juggernaut known as Manhattan Infidel I have had the opportunity to interview many people.  And today I am pleased to welcome to the pages of my blog the sitting Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Vice President.   […]

Yankees Avoid Chicken Ignominy

“This chicken is delicious” ~ Anonymous Yankee Remember the good old days of July?  The Yankees held an 11½ game lead.  Those were the days my friend.  I thought they’d never end. And so I found myself on a Saturday afternoon during labor day weekend at Yankee Stadium.  The Yankees had lost the night before […]

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