Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, January 29th, 2016

Congress Passes Bassist Neutrality Act

Fresh on the heels of Net Neutrality Congress today passed the “Bassist Neutrality Act.” “This bill will go a long way towards fixing groupie inequality in America” declared House Speaker Paul Ryan, Groupie inequality is a civil rights issue that affects the quality of life of bassists throughout our land. For too long bassists have […]