Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, January 27th, 2016

Blofeld Fires Entire Staff; Hires Contractors

Ernest Stavros Blofeld, regional director of the global criminal organization Spectre today fired his entire staff and replaced them with contractors. “I don’t have to tell you that my project is expensive” said the criminal mastermind. Hiring astrophysicists from NASA and Russia, buying rocket fuel, building rockets, hollowing out a volcano and building my headquarters, none […]