Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, January 14th, 2016

Toucan Sam Loses Nose to Syphilis!

It has been confirmed that popular mascot Toucan Sam has had reconstructive surgery to repair theĀ nose that he lost after being diagnosed with Syphilis. Rumors first surfaced about Toucan’s medical condition months ago when the usually sociable Toucan disappeared behind the walls of his mansion. “Senor Toucan, his nose fall off” his maid Rosalita told […]