Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, January 20th, 2016

Helen of Troy Changes Facebook Status to “It’s Complicated”

Helen of Troy, wife of King Menelaus, current paramour of Paris and reportedly the most beautiful woman in the world has officially changed her Facebook status from “married” to “It’s complicated.” “This has been coming for awhile” said a friend. While she is technically still married to Menelaus she’s spent the past couple years in […]