Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, January 5th, 2016

Galactic Empire Ends Use of Gold Standard

Jar Jar Blinks, newly appointed Finance Minister for the Galactic Empire announced today that they will be moving off the gold standard and adopting a fiat currency. “This is the right thing to do” said Blinks. Emperor Palpatine concurs. For too long we have been on the gold standard, and frankly, with the wars we […]