Spam! (The Paying Customer Edition)

Spam!  We love it.  We need it!  It's a natural part of life

Spam! We love it. We need it! It’s a natural part of life

Spam!  We all love it. We all need it. We all want more of it.  It’s a natural part of life we shouldn’t be embarrassed to talk about. So in the spirit of giving (’tis still the season) I now present the semi-annual visit to the Spam Factory.

Visit to the Spam Factory void where prohibited by law.  Do not visit the Spam Factory if you are taking nitrates for chest pain.  If you experience a visit to the Spam Factory that lasts longer than four hours seek immediate medical attention.

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I’m flattered, but my webcam ain’t free you know.

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Like I told Rainbow Project, it ain’t free.  You want to play, you got to  pay.

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It’s always nice to have paying customers and I hope you are able to retrieve whatever  you put up your butt.

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Yeah, you like it baby? Okay I have to confess.  I’m using a wide-angle lens on my laptop.

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Then why the hell did you call?  You’re not getting your money back!

And there you have it friends.  May your Spam be as enjoyable and profitable as mine.


One Response

  1. GOODSTUFF says:

    “Why hide in the shadows when you can shine” – GOODSTUFF

    SPAM the other Mystery Meat

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