Yesterday, March 14th 2018, a date which shall live in infamy, thousands of students across the United States walked out of school to demand rights be taken away from their fellow citizens. “I’m 16 and my voice shall not be silenced” said one student who walked out of class. […]

                    Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a woman who has been in the news a lot lately. I am referring of course to Oprah Winfrey. MI: Good afternoon Miss Winfrey. OW:Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It is a pleasure […]

              Two weeks after the massacre in Florida and a week after President Donald Trump said he would be comfortable arming teachers, the teachers of America remain united in refusing to arm or even take firearms training. “Trump is literally Hitler” said one teacher. He wants to arm us? […]

                    Special prosecutor Robert Mueller continues to lay down the hammer in his search into Russian collusion with President Trump in the 2016 presidential election. Today he indicted Marvin the Martian, charging him with lying to the FBI when questioned about his knowledge of Russian attempts to interfere […]

                    Dear applicant: Thank you for your interest in working as a deputy for the Broward County Sheriff’s Department. Being a deputy demands a willingness to serve, attention to detail and grace under pressure.  Good luck with your exam ~ Broward County Sheriff’s Office. You see […]

            Facing an increasingly angry media branch of their party, Democrats on Capitol Hill today demanded that the Federal government tax and regulate future school shootings. “The Republicans want us to sit back and do nothing” said minority leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). We Democrats have a more compassionate program. We […]

            The following is a paid announcement courtesy of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Hello young people of America and greetings from the Federal Bureau of Investigation! As many of you are contemplating a career choice after you finish college may we suggest a position at the FBI?  If you […]

            When the news of the school shooting in Florida broke we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ sprang into action. Okay, we put our pants on. Okay, we put our underwear on.  Okay we remained naked. But eventually we traveled down to Florida to help with the narrative:  […]

                  As many people by now know FBI agent and his lover Lisa Page carried on an illicit affair while investigating so-called Russian collusion. When this came to light the FBI conveniently lost six months of messages. Fortunately for my readers reader mother meth dealer prostitute stranger I pay […]

                Former President and liberal George Bush has weighed in on the alleged Russian interference in the 2016 campaign. The famous globalist liberal seemed to take a swipe at President Trump’s denials of collusion when he said there is “pretty clear evidence that the Russians meddled.” As a […]