Browsing the archives for the Global warming category

Osama Bin Laden, Al Gore Team up for Reality TV Series

MTV networks has announced that a new reality show featuring Osama Bin Laden and Al Gore, in which the two battle each  other while trying to save the environment, has been added to their lineup of new shows. In a statement released today Judy McGrath, chairman and CEO of MTV Networks said: MTV cares about […]

International Panel on Climate Change Feels the Heat

From Cancun, Mexico where the U.N. is holding its latest climate change summit, Rajenda Pachauri, head of the IPCC, wiped the sweat from his brow. “It’s hot here in Mexico” he told assembled reporters. “Hot hot hot!  If the fact that Cancun is sweltering through a heat wave doesn’t prove the validity of man-made global […]

Global Warming Study Finds Temperatures Increase During Summer

A newly released study on global warming has found that during Summer months temperatures experience an alarming increase. “This is proof of anthropogenic global warming.” The study recommends that during critical Summer months, “when man’s activities seriously threaten Sacred Mother Earth” a panel of experts, “perhaps under the guidance of the United Nations or Al […]

Al and Tipper Gore to Separate; Global Warming Blamed

Al and Tipper Gore have announced that their 40-year marriage will be ending. “After a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate” they wrote in a statement released to the press. Friends and relatives were shocked by the announcement as they saw no trouble in the relationship. However, Mr. Gore has […]

Appearing on Larry King, Al Gore Blames Global Warming on Chariots

Stung by revelations of chicanery in the presentation of anthropogenic global warming data, former Vice President Al Gore is sticking to his guns.  AGW is a scientific fact, says Gore.  The debate is over. “However, I may have been mistaken on the cause of global warming” says the ever humble Gore.  “After further review of […]

March 22nd, 2028: Former Vice President Al Gore’s Body Recovered from Remote Tennessee Glacier

Scientists drilling into a mile-deep remote glacier in the State of Tennessee have discovered what is apparently the body of Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States from 1993-2001. “Because of the cold the body was well-preserved.  We didn’t know who it was at first”  said a scientist.  “Finally we checked his wallet […]

Sun Continues to Warm Earth; World Leaders Vow Change

Several world leaders, including President Barack Obama, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Danish Prime Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have vowed to take drastic steps to stop anthropogenic global warming, including taxing, fining or destroying the Sun. “Every day and in every way our dear, sacred mother Earth is under attack” […]

Shoot Your Dog and Save the Planet

From the recently completed climate summit in Copenhagen came word that a consensus has been reached:  In order to save Mother Earth, dogs must go. “The carbon footprint of the average dog is morally unsustainable” says a leading environmentalist.  With the footprint of a dog estimated to be 2.07 acres, the planet is in dire […]

Carbon Friendly New Year’s Celebrations All the Rage

To fight the scourge of man-made global warming, several countries have announced that New Year’s celebrations will have low carbon footprint, environmentally friendly themes. Nowhere is this more evident that in perhaps the most famous of New Year’s Eve locations, Times Square in New York City.  Normally a sea of artificial light this year all […]

Al Gore Eaten by Polar Bears

Tragedy struck the world today as Al Gore was attacked by polar bears and consumed in front of a shocked audience. Mr. Gore was on stage at a symposium in Copenhagen and giving a speech entitled “The Seas are Rising:  Give me Money” when three polar bears burst into the room and ran straight for […]