On February 20, 2009 a blog called Manhattan Infidel made its debut. It was a dangerous time. George Bush had just spent eight years expanding government power, increasing our debt and getting into foreign wars.  Now it’s 2016. Barack Obama has just spent the past seven years expanding government power, increasing our debt and getting […]

Since I’m tired today and don’t feel like writing anything I have given the pages of Manhattan Infidel over to a guest blogger:  Notes survivalist and star of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls.  Take it away Bear. Thank you Manhattan Infidel.  I’m Bear Grylls. I’m going to show you what it takes to get out […]

Local residents were concerned when one of their own, a former cheerleader, returned from college radicalized. “I was shocked” said her neighbor. I’ve known her since she was a kid. Always sweet, cheerful and friendly. She and my daughter were varsity cheerleaders together. But when she came to see my daughter I held the door open […]

Staten Island Chuck did not see his shadow, thereby ensuring that Spring would arrive early. “No shadow.  Alright.  No f*cking shadow. Are you satisfied you f*cking humans” Chuck shouted at his adoring fans. Just get me back in my hole.  I do this shit every year. Shadow, no shadow. I tell it as I see […]

Fresh on the heels of Net Neutrality Congress today passed the “Bassist Neutrality Act.” “This bill will go a long way towards fixing groupie inequality in America” declared House Speaker Paul Ryan, Groupie inequality is a civil rights issue that affects the quality of life of bassists throughout our land. For too long bassists have […]

The snow started Friday evening and continued until Midnight on Sunday.  When it was finished Gotham had 29 1/2 inches of snow, making it the second biggest storm in New York City history. Being a member of the MSM I stayed up without sleep for the duration of the storm just so I can report the […]

It has been announced that a major motion picture biography of Bernie Sanders is in the works and will begin filming soon. “Bernie may be our next president” said a studio executive. Regardless of whether he wins or not he is one of the greatest heroes in American history. His story is the story of […]

So apparently New York is a prudish town. Being naked in public is still a crime.  Not wanting to go to jail I was forced to flee. I am now on the run.  A fugitive looking for the one-armed man who stole my pants. Anyway, enjoy this post from September 3rd, 2009.   World’s Oldest […]

Day four of my vacation couldn’t have been more fun.  Today I experienced our criminal justice system from the inside.  For the sake of research mind you and not because I was walking down 2nd avenue without any pants on. Following up on yesterday’s post on our national debt I continue the theme of our […]