Browsing the blog archives for February, 2023

My Exclusive Interview with The Blob!

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a visitor from another world who goes by the moniker of “The Blob.” MI:  Good afternoon Blob. B:  Please, call me Ralph.  That’s my name.  I don’t know why you humans call me The Blob.  […]

Pinocchio Regrets Becoming Human!

                Former puppet and now fully human Pinocchio today expressed regrets about his transformation and talked about his desire to return to puppet form. “I never asked for this” said the distressed former puppet. I was happy as a puppet. I had no worries.  It was my creator […]

My Exclusive Interview with Don Lemon

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing CNN personality Don Lemon. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Lemon. DL:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  You recently came in for a lot of criticism when you said that women who are over 40 are past […]

Pope Francis Names FBI Director Christopher Wray a Cardinal!

              Pope Francis today named Christopher Wray, head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, as the Catholic Church’s newest cardinal. “Everywhere I look I see danger in our buildings and meetings places” said the Pope. There is a dangerous spirit afoot.  A spirit of extremism.  A spirit that denies […]

My Exclusive Interview with Madonna!

                    Like the 288 million Americans who were lucky enough not to watch the Grammys, I was shocked by Madonna’s appearance.  Her face seemed unnatural.  I used my contacts in showbiz you know I make this shit up don’t you and got an exclusive interview with the […]

Biden Names Chief Wild Eagle Head of New Balloon Defense Division of Pentagon!

                    Reacting to criticism of his handling of the recent Chinese Spy balloon incursion over U.S. airspace, President Biden today tapped Chief Wild Eagle of the Hekawi tribe and placed him in charge of air sovereignty readiness. “There is nothing more important to me than our […]