Browsing the blog archives for March, 2023
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to present your daily horoscope. Because, as a respected journalist domestic terrorist I will do anything to bring down The State. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You must not sit still this week, because the FBI […]
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a man much in the news lately: The District Attorney for the island of Manhattan, Alvin Bragg. MI: Good afternoon Mr. District Attorney. AB: Please, call me the man who used questionable legality to bring […]
A local wiccan, known as the “Peaceful Wiccan of the East” was killed today when a house fell on her. “It was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen” said a witness. The Peaceful Wiccan of the East was gathering food to give to the homeless – it […]
America and the world were shocked today when it was announced that Mickey and Minnie Mouse were going to divorce. Long thought to be one of Hollywood’s “dream” couples sources on the inside tell us that behind the scenes tension between the two had been building for […]
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of interviewing Pluto, a dwarf planet in our solar system. MI: Good afternoon Pluto. Pluto: Good – hey, did you just call me a dwarf planet? MI: Well that is your official designation according to the International […]