A local man has been hailed as a hero by his friends when he took advantage of his wife’s napping to grab the remote and change the channel from Hallmark to ESPN. “I couldn’t take it anymore” said the man. I just couldn’t watch the […]
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A local man has been hailed as a hero by his friends when he took advantage of his wife’s napping to grab the remote and change the channel from Hallmark to ESPN. “I couldn’t take it anymore” said the man. I just couldn’t watch the […]
Dracula, aka “The Lord of Death“, has announced a cessation of his blood-sucking activity until he can clear up the results of his latest blood test. “I make my living in blood” declared the Lord of the Undead. But lately I haven’t been feeling all that well. Hey, I […]
Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we are always looking out for our readers reader whomever has stumbled upon this blog by accident. Therefore we have decided to publish the following statement that has just been released by FBI Headquarters in Washington D.C. and addressed to […]
Marginally talented actor Dylan Mulvaney, who identifies as a birthing person, has been selected by Bud Light, which identifies as a beer, to be the new face of their ad campaign. “We are pleased to have Dylan joining us in promoting Bud Light” said a […]
Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg announced today that he has indicted a ham sandwich on 33 felony counts after a grand jury found that the ham sandwich was “delicious beyond legal means.” While Democrats have long sought to have the ham sandwich indicted, legal experts worry that the case […]