Browsing the blog archives for May, 2023

Manhattan Infidel’s Partial List of Historically White People (HWPs) Who in Reality Were Blacker Than Black!

              Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ our staff has just finished watching Queen Charlotte on Netflix.  You know, the show about King George III and his African wife. Inspired by this show I have compiled a list of Historically White People (HWPs) who may have been […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: My Exclusive Interview with Leander!

                Today at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to interview the romantic Greek legend Leander. MI:  Good afternoon Leander. I dare say that the entire world knows your story. L:  Yes.  It’s romantic and tragic at the same time. MI:  To love is a […]

Zeus Testifies Before Congress!

                During testimony today before Congress, Zeus, chief deity on Mount Olympus, denied any responsibility for the change in the Earth’s climate. “Look” said Zeus when asked about his role as the bearer of thunder, lightning and rains. Sending down rain is just one of the things I […]

Dr. Zaius Named Surgeon General!

            In a move that surprised many, President Biden today accepted the resignation of current Surgeon General Dr. Vivek H. Murthy and appointed Dr. Zaius of Ape City as his successor. “I’d like to thank Dr. Murthy for his service” said Biden at the press conference announcing the move. And I’d […]

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New Bible Translation Reveals That Jesus was Betrayed by Gas Stove!

                    The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) today approved a new Bible translation that will forever alter Christianity. “Look no one was more surprised than we were” said the President of the USCCB Archbishop Timothy Broglio. When we decided upon a new, modern translation […]

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Henry VIII’s Profile Voted Least Popular on eharmony!

                    For the third year in a row the profile of Henry VIII was voted the least popular on eharmony, beating out Dylan Mulvaney and several serial killers. “It’s the codpiece” said one woman. It just seems a little……overcompensating if you know what I mean.  I […]