Browsing the blog archives for June, 2023

Manhattan Infidel Presents: My Exclusive Interview With Climate Change!

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to present my exclusive interview with one of the world’s most fascinating people. I am of course referring to none other than Climate Change himself. MI:  Good morning Climate Change.  Or should I call you Global Warming? CC:  […]

President Biden Announces That All Seven Deadly Sins Will Now Be Given Their Own Month!

              With Pride month in full swing, President Biden announced today that he is issuing an executive order giving all the seven deadly sins their own month to celebrate. “June is the month we celebrate pride” declared the President. And that got me to thinking.  Why are the other […]

Johnny Appleseed Fined by EPA!

                Johnny Appleseed, famous throughout the Midwest for his cultivation of apple orchards, was fined $2,000,000 by the Environmental Protection Agency for damaging protected wetlands.  The Agency also said that the fine will be compounded every month until Appleseed undoes the “damages done to our environment with his […]

Secret Service to Practice Falling Down to Make Biden Look Normal!

              With the recent fall of President Biden while speaking at the Air Force Academy’s commencement, the Secret Service has instituted a new program where all agents will be taught how to fall. “If you can’t beat them, fall with them” said the Agency’s Director. Look our job is […]

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