Browsing the blog archives for July, 2023
Joseph, son of Jacob and Rachel, has been granted reparations by Canaan to compensate him for his time as a slave. “We’d like to apologize to Joseph” said a spokesman for the Kingdom. No doubt the original sin of slavery is a stain upon our Kingdom. (Unless […]
The worldwide scientific community was thrown into chaos when a group of researchers claimed to have found two new genders which they have labeled “male” and “female.” “We were as surprised as everyone else” said a scientist involved with the study. We weren’t even trying to discover […]
The tight-knit breakfast cereal world was rocked today by the news that Count Chocula is not in fact African-American. “By now you’ve heard the rumors” said The Count. And I want to get out ahead of them and tell you the truth. My truth. And […]
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the respected and influential poet William Carlos Williams. MI: Good day to you, Mr. Williams. WCW: Good day to you Manhattan Infidel. MI: I must say I’m very excited to have […]