Browsing the blog archives for September, 2022

My Exclusive Interview* with James Taylor

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ it is my pleasure to interview* none other than legendary singer/songwriter James Taylor. MI:  Good morning Mr. Taylor. JT:  Please, call me Carly Simon’s ex-husband. MI:  Um.  Okay Carly Simon’s ex-husband. JT:  I’ve seen her naked. MI:  Yes, well anyway […]


Batman Banned From Using Gas-Powered Batmobile Within Gotham City Limits!

            The Gotham City Council has announced that Batman would henceforth be banned from using his Batmobile in Gotham. “While we appreciate all Batman does to keep our city safe we are in a climate crisis”  said the Council President. The so-called “Batmobile” is an Earth-destroying gas-guzzling vehicle. Sea levels are […]

Manhattan Infidel’s Guide to Surviving the Winter Carbon Free and Net Zero

            With the war in the Ukraine raging on and the supply of Russian oil dramatically reduced, the world may have the honor of finally stopping global warming and achieving a carbon-free net-zero energy existence. We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ want to do our part to […]


Martha’s Vineyard’s New Tourism Slogans

              Recently Martha’s Vineyard was in the news after a planeload of migrants were dropped off on the island. Realizing that the presence of Hispanics on Martha’s Vineyard would hurt their tourism industry the migrants were immediately sent to another location. The town council then convened an emergency all-night […]


In First Act as King, Charles III Bans Dancing in Small Town of Bomont, Texas

              In a move that has surprised many, King Charles III decreed today that dancing shall not be allowed in the small town of Bomont, Texas. “It has come to my attention that a certain someone has moved to this town from Chicago” said the King. He has big […]

Darth Vader to Re-design suit; Seeks Open Concept and Subway Backsplash

                    Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided that he is going to completely redesign his mobile life support system. “It’s time” said Vader when announcing the change. Don’t get me wrong.  After my duel with that pansy Obi-Wan Kenobi my suit gave me a new life.  […]

Biden Travels to Lower Circles of Hell for Rousing Campaign Speech!

                    President Biden travelled to the lowest circles of Hell on Thursday to give a speech warning of the dangers Republicans pose to the new world order. “I want to thank the many demons here for allowing me to speak tonight” said President Biden As I […]


NASA Scrubs Artemis Launch After Female Astronaut Causes Accident on Launch Pad!

            NASA has announced that the long-awaited launch of its Artemis rocket has been postponed until a later date. “Things were going fine” said NASA administrator Bill Nelson. We were all set to go to the moon.  We were practicing ingress and egress with the command module and the countdown […]