Browsing the blog archives for November, 2018
After a year and a half it appears that the probe into possible Russian collusion in the 2016 Presidential race is coming to a conclusion. As to what Trump will be indicted for (and it is a forgone conclusion he will be indicted for something) there is much speculation […]
Ten months after the hotly contested senatorial election between former governor Rick Scott and Senator Bill Nelson the Broward County Board of Elections has promised that its counting of absentee ballots is “Almost finished. No Really. Just back off white boy. Don’t rush us.” “I know you white boys […]
Dour, veteran character actor Edward James Olmos was murdered today in Los Angeles by his live-in mustache. “I saw a very serious, unsmiling, dour-looking man running down the street screaming” said an eyewitness. He kept shouting “Help me. My mustache is killing me! Somebody please call the police!” Someone […]
In the week since superstar actor out of work fat asshole Alec Baldwin was arrested (yet again) for punching someone (yet again) many in the Manhattan Infidel Universe have asked me to provide my feelings on this important subject Baldwin is an asshole or did […]
So the midterms (aka “The most IMPORTANT event in the history of the world and we are the MSM and you can trust us because what we say is true”) has come and gone. This will be a short post as I worked from 6 am to midnight […]
“Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy You rejected socialism” ~ Abe Lincoln, First Inaugural Address March 4th 1861 Tuesday, November 6th, 2018, a day that which shall live in […]
From time to time I get requests from people to write a guest post no that has never happened. And so in keeping with the time-honored tradition of opening up Manhattan Infidel to other voices again I want to stress that literally no one has asked to write […]
With the crucial who gives a shit midterms less than a week away I have the pleasure today of interviewing none other than the famous “Blue Wave” himself. MI: Good afternoon Blue Wave. BW: Nice to be here. But please, call me Mr. Blue Wave. I am better than you […]
Count Dracula has had his vampire credentials temporarily revoked after being suspended by the American Association of Vampires (“AAV“) for blood doping. “The mission of the American Association of Vampires is to ensure fairness and transparency” said its president. We want a fair competition among our vampires. The public […]