Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, November 1st, 2018

Dracula Accused of Blood Doping!

            Count Dracula has had his vampire credentials temporarily revoked after being suspended by the American Association of Vampires (“AAV“) for blood doping. “The mission of the American Association of Vampires is to ensure fairness and transparency” said its president. We want a fair competition among our vampires. The public […]