Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, April 7th, 2017

Odysseus Targeted by Cyclops Lives Matter Protesters!

Trojan war veteran Odysseus has come under fire for alleged anti-cyclops racism after blinding Polyphemus. “Odysseus is a racist who has two-eyed privilege” said the leader of the Cyclops protests. Yeah I know he’s a war veteran and I want to show respect but it’s no excuse for his unspeakable crime. He carved the end […]