Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, April 3rd, 2017

Bing Crosby Questioned on Suspicion of Trafficking in Moonbeams!

Popular singer Bing Crosby was taken into custody today by the LAPD and questioned for several hours over reports that he was offering moonbeams to high school students. “We’ve had our eye on Mr. Crosby for awhile now” said a detective. Parents have been bombarding us with complaints that Crosby has been hanging around schools. […]