Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, April 13th, 2017

Phantom of the Opera Admits He was “A Little Bummed” About His Face but Things Are Looking Up!

The so-called “Phantom of the Opera” admitted today that life as the famous phantom isn’t all people assume it’s cracked up to be. “Let’s just say it’s been one long downward spiral for me” said the Phantom. I used to be a violinist at the Paris Opera House. The money was good, the music was […]