Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, December 22nd, 2016

Santa’s Elves Strike for 15 Dollars per Hour; Santa to Automate North Pole

Santa’s workforce of elves walked off the job today, threatening the timely delivery of millions of toys around the globe. “We want a livable wage” said a leader of the walkout. For too long we have had to suffer at the hands of Santa and his wage deprivation. We have families to support. Nine dollars […]