Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, December 27th, 2016

E.T. Suffers Third-Degree Burns as Samsung Phone Explodes in His Hand!

An alien botanist, known only at “E.T.” was severely burned today when the Samsung phone he was using to phone home exploded, leaving him with third-degree burns over half his body. “Poor little fellow” said a by-stander who saved the burning botanist by throwing a blanket over him. I blame myself. I gave him the […]