Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, December 9th, 2016

Jabba the Hutt Fights Back Against the Body Shamers!

Jabba the Hutt, powerful crime lord on Tatooine, has decided to put an end to body shaming. “For far too long people like I have been ridiculed by thin people” said the cartel leader. Well dammit. No more. I’m sick of it. I may be a ruthless, feared crime lord but I have feelings too. It’s bullying […]