Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, September 23rd, 2015

Sermon on the Mount Shut Down for Want of Permits

A flash mob started by controversial itinerant Puerto Rican preacher Jesus (pronounced Hey-Zeus) was shut down by government authorities today when it was discovered that he had failed to apply for the proper permits. Sources report that Jesus had just finished saying “Blessed are the poor in spirit for they shall inherit the Earth” when […]