Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, September 22nd, 2015

Blob Says He is Lonely; Seeks Female Companionship

The Blob has announced that he intends to go on a diet and join a gym. “It’s tough being me” said the Blob. I’m the only one of my species on this planet. I want to mate. To experience love. To feel the joy of two minds meeting. And one not being dissolved by the other. […]