Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, September 14th, 2015

Subway Hires New Spokesman: Bill Cosby!

With sales plummeting in lieu of the Jared Fogle scandal and in an attempt to revitalize their brand, the Subway restaurant chain announced today that its new spokesman will be veteran actor and comedian Bill Cosby. “We had to hire someone” said Subway CEO Fred DeLuca. I mean seriously. We had to hire someone.  Our […]