Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, September 8th, 2015

President Obama Issues Executive Order Banning Alaskan Glaciers From Receding During Summer

Fresh off a triumphant trip to the Federally-owned protectorate of Alaska, where he stared down a glacier and appeared with Bear Grylls, President Obama today signed an executive order prohibiting all glaciers in Alaska from “summer time retrograde movements.” “I went to Alaska” declared the sun-tanned and heavily-muscled chief executive. I came.  I saw.  I […]