Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, September 18th, 2015

Manhattan Infidel Announces the Start of His Imaginary Relationship with Claire Danes

As all my regular readers know, I had a long and passionate imaginary relationship with Olivia Wilde (pictured below.) Oh Olivia.  I will always remember our imaginary nights together.  The imaginary walks along the beach.  The imaginary dinners.  The imaginary gifts.  The imaginary passionate sex.  Yes, it’s your turn to spank me.  I’ve been a […]