Browsing the blog archives for November, 2012
The defeat of the Republican candidate for president was in large part due to the loss of the all-important Hispanic (or is it Latino?) vote. Having spent the entire week since the election pouring over the available data moving the bodies from my crawlspace to a remote upstate location I now present my exclusive […]
The Federal Bureau of Investigation, long known by its nickname “The Privacy Penetraters” has set the world of Washington DC afire with the discovery of the affair between CIA director David Petraeus and his biographer Paula Broadwell. Speaking from Washington, FBI director Robert Mueller told reporters that The FBI prides itself on uncovering and […]
Being a member of the mainstream media means that I am relentless in my pursuit of cocaine, crystal meth. Asian hookers, teenage Asian hookers, teenage Asian hookers with crystal meth, the truth. And after watching New Jersey governor Chris Christie (pictured above) in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy I decided to get to the […]
No post today in wake of Obama’s reelection. Just one tattered American flag. There will be no post tomorrow either. I’m tired. America. This is how nations die. ~ Manhattan Infidel (472)
President Obama has been reelected. Yes. You heard correctly. President Obama has been reelected. Four years of recession. Four years of scandal. Allies insulted. Enemies bowed to. Ambassadors killed and dragged through the streets. Debt increased by five billion. Obamacare set to take effect. All this. And America still reelected a small, petty, vicious man […]
The day has arrived. After the primaries. After the conventions. After being caught in a hotel room with quart of Budweiser, an inflatable doll and a DVD of season three of “Golden Girls” After the fall campaign, it is time to vote. And on this historic day we’d like to address ourselves to one segment […]
CHAPTER 1. 1. The book of the generation of Barack, the son of Redistribution. 2. Thomas Jefferson begot James Madison. And Madison begot James Monroe. And Monroe begot Andrew Jackson 3. And Jackson begot Martin Van Buren. And Van Buren begot James Knox Polk. 4. And Polk begot Franklin Pierce. And Pierce begot James […]
With four days left until election day, Vice President Biden has ramped up the campaign rhetoric. At a campaign stop in Sarasota Florida he promised to “give the whole load.’ Since the moment Biden promised to “as they say in my business give the whole load” the phones at the international headquarters of Manhattan […]
It has been learned that President Obama will address the nation tonight at 8 pm to talk about the devastation wrought by Hurricane Sandy. I have been lucky enough to get a transcript of his speech so it’s a deal? You’ll give me the speech and I’ll destroy the photos of Obama snorting cocaine? […]