Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, January 7th, 2010

1980s Named “Most Masturbatory Decade Ever”

After an exhaustive study of the last 200 years of pop culture the 1980s have officially been named the most masturbatory decade in the history of civilization. “There were many reasons to masturbate in the 1980s” according to Nigel St. Crumpett, editor of Hairy Palms magazine.  “We had the usual reasons such as Cindy Crawford […]