Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Napolitano Resigns at Homeland Security; Worf Will Take Over

Under increasing criticism for her department’s utter failure to stop the underwear bomber, Janet Napolitano has announced her resignation as Secretary of Homeland Security.  She will be replaced by the Klingon Worf, most recently Security Chief of the Starship Enterprise and Deep Space 9. “I have taken this position because you dishonorable humans are afraid […]