Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Feds Ban Telephone Poles, Carrie Underwood

The Federal Government announced today that it will ban telephone poles from all U.S. owned property. “We live in a new, brave, progressive America.  Telephone poles resemble crosses and as such, have been banned as a religious symbol” said a Department of Interior spokesperson.  “As our President has said, this is not just a Christian […]