Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Geico Spokesperson Eaten by House Cat

In shocking news today the beloved Geico gecko, long know for his advocacy of car insurance, was captured and sadistically, ritually tortured before finally being killed by a house cat. Sources say that around 2:25 this afternoon as he was driving his car the gecko stopped and rang the doorbell of Mrs. Wanda Simmons, 75, […]