Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Tickle Me Elmo “Tired of This Shit!”

His fingers stained from nicotine Tickle Me Elmo clutched a whiskey filled flask.  “I’m tired of this shit.  I’m tired of kids always wanting to tickle me.  I mean, it’s in my contract that if they squeeze me once I have to ‘chortle’….whatever the hell a chortle is.  If they squeeze me three times in […]