Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Bacchus to Enter Rehab

Bacchus, Roman God of wine and intoxication has announced that he is entering rehab.  “After much thought and deliberation I have made the painful decision that it is time to make a change in my life” the statement reads.  “I’m 3000 years old and I just cannot party like I’m 2000 anymore.  I cannot continue […]