Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Carnivorous Vulgaris Shot, Killed by Federal Marshals

Today in Arizona Federal Marshals cornered, shot and killed a Carnivorous Vulgaris, commonly known to locals as Wile E. Coyote. Shortly before 9 AM marshals received a tip that Wile  E. Coyote, one of the FBI’s most wanted, was seen on Interstate  10 near exit 17 chasing an Accerleratii Incredibus, also known as a “road […]