Today in Arizona Federal Marshals cornered, shot and killed a Carnivorous Vulgaris, commonly known to locals as Wile E. Coyote. Shortly before 9 AM marshals received a tip that Wile E. Coyote, one of the FBI’s most wanted, was seen on Interstate 10 near exit 17 chasing an Accerleratii Incredibus, also known as a “road […]