Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Puff the Magic Dragon Arrested

Puff the Magic Dragon was arrested today by authorities after a 3-month investigation into his relationship  with Jackie Paper.  The investigation started at the request of Paper’s father, who was concerned that his son was neglecting his homework to “frolic in the autumn mist”. “After a thorough investigation we have charged Mr. Dragon with 5 counts of […]