Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, March 16th, 2009

In Tough Economic Times, Yankees to Cut Back on Groupies

The New York Yankees announced today that because of adverse economic conditions, they are limiting their players to 4 groupies and 2 prostitutes per player per game. “We appreciate that many of our fans are suffering” says Yankee President Randy Levine.  “We know that most of our important fans find it difficult to spend $3,000 […]

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