Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, March 9th, 2009

Terrorists Destroy Presidential Teleprompter; Obama asks for 3 minutes and 47 seconds of Silence

In a brazen attempt to bring down the U.S. Government, a homicide bomber blew up the teleprompters used by President Obama.  Also lost in the attack were several Secret Service agents, a pizza delivery boy and a dog named Boo who was traveling and living off the land. “Those bastards knew how to hit us hard” said […]

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