A day after bringing out their “C” team, the Yankees once again brought out their “A” team.  Jeter, Teixeira, AROD, Swisher and Damon started.  Once again, behind in the bottom of the 9th, seemingly helpless, the Yankees pulled another miracle victory out of the hat.  If they had only used a shoelace and a paper […]

On Sunday the Yankees clinched the American League East with a victory over the hated Red Sox.  (And what does Boston do?  That’s right.  Bahstahn sawks cack.) The Yankees have clinched the A.L. East and home field advantage throughout the playoffs essentially making the last 6 games of the year about as meaningful as my […]

Today, September 7th Derek Jeter stood 4 hits away from passing the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig for the most hits in Yankee history.  A record that has stood for  70 years.   I brought my camera to the game to take part in history. Jeter went 0 -3. He did this to spite me. However, […]

One day after their 7-game winning streak was snapped by those Canadian ingrates, I returned to Yankee Stadium. The Yankees started  Joba Chamberlain (which Joba would show up, the good dominating Joba or the “evil walks the entire order” Joba) while the Blue Jays countered with Scott Richmond who has lost three of his last […]

After sweeping the Red Sox (Bahstahn sawks cack!) the Yankees faced intradivision rival the Toronto Blue Jays.  And as was bound to happen after sweeping the Red Sox the Yankees lost.  Well you have to expect that.  Sweeping the Red Sox is like hardcore sex with a sleazy prostitute.  It’s fun.  It’s exciting. It’s illicit […]

“I hold in my hand peace in our time” Neville Chamberlain, 1938 “I am 100% not guilty!” O.J. Simpson, 1995 “I don’t know how I tested positive!” David Ortiz, 2009 There you have three leading examples of perfidy in modern times.  All lead to disaster.  Hopefully the last one for the long term prospects of […]

Today found your humble blogger in Chicago as I rooted on my team against the tough Chicago White Sox, who had beaten the Yankees in the first three games of this four game series. Would the Yankees get swept?  Would civilization collapse?  Would beers be cheaper at U.S. Cellular Field? (They weren’t much to my […]

In the bottom of the ninth Hideki Matsui hit a walk off home run giving the Yankees their third straight 2-1 victory.  Moments after that God promised me that he would smite Dave Matthews from the face of the Earth.  But more on that later. Tonight I went to see the Yankees play the Baltimore […]

Would the Yankees start the second half with a sweep of  potential wild card rivals the Detroit Tigers?  Would Joba “The native american who cannot win at Yankee Stadium” Chamberlain prove his detractors wrong and finally win at home?  Would the Manhattan Infidel visit the Beers of the World Court on the main level?  These […]

Arriving at Yankee Stadium today after working my usual night shift I grabbed a program and took my seat behind the Serengeti grass in the front row of the bleachers.  Three things immediately crossed my mind.  1.  Joba Chamberlain has never won a game in the new Yankee Stadium.  2.  The Yankees were facing Brett […]